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| Joined From: | Sat, Dec 01, 2007 | | Gender: | Guys | | Age: | 19 |
| Location: |  United States, Connecticut, East Hartford | | Self Description: |
Tony's About Him
I wake up every morning,
as a metro in the shower.
Before I go out,
I spike my hair in an hour!
If you caught me,
working at a store,
You'd see my name tag,
and call me a commercial whore.
I have perfect attendance,
4th year at my school.
I study Spanish, French, Chinese, and Arabic
and some people think I'm a fool.
I'm a nerd that shops at H-C-O,
I buy lots of shirts whenever I go.
I own over 30, with phrases to read,
but no one can beat "Puta" indeed, indeed.
My age, my age, I'm far,
from what you've probably seen!
I don't do drugs, I'm a virgin,
and did I mention - I'm already 18!
No I will not buy you smokes to take a drag,
nor will I buy Playgirl for you, the silly fag.
Personally, I like eskimo kisses,
but I'm not too fond about snow.
I like cuddling inside on love seats,
and butterfly kisses make me go,"woah!"
To me, sex talk is so health class!
So don't ask me if I WANT any ass!
I know I'm not going to get "some," of that,
you know,
because I personally don't want,
children to spend my dough!
My views, my views, I respect my life!
If I do want to get married,
I won't marry a trashy hoe for a wife!
Ok so you know me,
now let's be friends.
P.s.
I'm not Barney,
I don't like pretends!
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